There's a lot of things you can compare roads with, but honestly, I never thought 'cheeks' would be one of them. But, Madhya Pradesh minister PC Sharma is getting a little creative - and a lot creepy - while talking about the road repairs in the state.

Basically, he said the roads in Bhopal would soon be 'chakachak, just like Hema Malini's cheeks'. Yep, this is real. You know what he thinks the roads look like right now? Apparently, the roads have spots similar to small-pox, like "(BJP general secretary) Kailash Vijayvargiya's cheeks".

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What is his obsession with 'cheeks'? And, I wouldn't want to be Kailash Vijayvargiya right now, tbh.

While talking to reporters yesterday, he said, "Under the leadership of Public Works minister Sajjan Vermaji and directives of chief minister Kamal Nathji, the roads would be repaired in 15 days. They will be made 'Chakachak', like Hema Malini's cheeks in 15 to 20 days."

Obviously, the 'cheeky' comment is a little unsettling and it would've been weird if it wasn't called out. But, people didn't disappoint, of course.

Yep, for sure.

As Hema Malini turns 71 today, her cheeks are still figuring in day's headline with politicians considering them as standard parameter for good roads

Dream Girl, who has done over 150 movies and is now an MP seems to hv strange fan base among lawmakers.https://t.co/Y6DjVTaTBn

That person needs to be fired.

"Expressing concern over bad condition of roads, the state law minister said the roads have spots similar to smallpox, like "(BJP gen sec) Kailash Vijayvargiya's cheeks."

Who is this Minister's speechwriter?
Also, #HappyBirthdayHemaMalini. We're sorry.https://t.co/FFrmrMGS50

Umm.

Looks like Hema Malini's cheeks so smooth ð

Not in good taste.

Irrespective of the party he represents such remarks are deplorable

Roads in MP are like Vijayvargiya cheeks, will make them like Hema Malini's cheeks: State Min https://t.co/gYgthf4I6x pic.twitter.com/rG3pvVDLWk