Today I, along with a lot of people on the internet, learned the nicknames of Christian Bale's kids. Are you ready? They are Banana and Burrito. Yep.

He referred to his kids as that back in January this year while accepting his Golden Globe award and I still don't know if they're actually the names for real or not. It is possible he said that as a joke since his entire acceptance speech is hilarious.

According to Wikipedia, he apparently said those names as a way to make fun of the weird name celebrities give their kids. He's also a very private person, I literally found out who his wife was today, and also the fact that he has two kids.

But, why are we talking about Burrito today when the entire name speculation thing happened months ago? Because of one viral tweet.

Christian Bale and his son, Burrito Bale, were seen enjoying a tandem bicycle ride yesterday (10/20). So adorable. pic.twitter.com/lx2XV1RxIk

— Farrier #FORDvFERRARI (@FarrierCollins) October 21, 2019

Don't worry, someone asked the question everyone had after reading that tweet.

christian bale and his son WHO???? https://t.co/GnFFkRGDUN

— twigs (@notpixietit) October 21, 2019

It was followed by a clarification and yes, it is very cute.

christian bale and his son WHO???? https://t.co/GnFFkRGDUN

— twigs (@notpixietit) October 21, 2019

Another explanation.

Haha nope. He hasn't publicly confirmed his kid's names and the names you see in articles are different from the ones that receive special thanks in the credits of his films. He jokingly called his kids Banana and Burrito so that's what some of us call them.

— Farrier #FORDvFERRARI (@FarrierCollins) October 21, 2019

Someone tell me what is the truth.

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— the haunting of Hill house ð»ð¡ (@hillarynzs) October 22, 2019

My exact first thought.

if he's gonna do it I'm really upset he's not gone with Taco Bale

— Darryl Lindo (@DLindo11) October 21, 2019

I'm mad they didn't photoshop Christian's face on it tho.

ðð pic.twitter.com/1N3opDBX7I

— Aidan Richardson (@AidanRicho) October 22, 2019

Astrology Twitter, please explain.

Christian Bale is an Aquarius. Leave him alone.

— “Gay Rights!” (@ZeeTheberge) October 22, 2019

I love the internet.

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— Srta. Espinoza  (@tequileiradm) October 22, 2019

What would your kid's name be then?

naming babies after the last thing you've eaten..hmm

— Kierangs (@Kierangs1) October 23, 2019

Great joke.

This joke shall not go unnoticed, you my friend receive a retweet

— ððð¦ð«ð± (@gus_gonzalez13) October 22, 2019