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Elon Musk Is Flirting With Mars On Twitter & We're In The Best Timeline Ever


Elon Musk and Mars - the only constant love story we have in our lives. Elon has never shied away from expressing his love for the red planet and his hopes of one day managing to go and live there. We all thought this was a one-sided love story, but we couldn't have been more wrong. 

Mars also loves Elon back!

Elon Musk Is Flirting With Mars On Twitter

Both of them have been flirting on Instagram and all I want to say is we finally will get a happy ending in this love story, that too just in time for Valentine's Day. It couldn't have been more perfect, tbh. 

It all started with Mars rejecting someone because it just wants Elon, of course. 

I don't want you. Only Elon. https://t.co/NKxpkQQRyf

— Mars (@4thFromOurStar) February 8, 2019

Well, we all know Elon's answer to this.

I want you too baby https://t.co/Lxi0LQz5rc

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 8, 2019

And thus, a romance blossomed.

Then, Mars got right down to business and asked him to come over. Bold move, but it's required.

When are you coming over babe? https://t.co/Vw8zjksfWi

— Mars (@4thFromOurStar) February 8, 2019

Elon decided to play a little hard to get and asked for some 'hot pics'. 

Send me hot pics & I'll be right over ð https://t.co/ld2VDbF0Wh

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 9, 2019

How could Mars say no to that? The kiss emoji adds a good touch.

ð pic.twitter.com/PvM6Odf19y

— Mars (@4thFromOurStar) February 9, 2019

Is that a no nut November joke, Elon?

ð thank goodness it's not November https://t.co/ius8kAptiC

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 9, 2019

For real?

Kinda does make me wanna ð¥ tbh

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 11, 2019

Okay, so what we've learned right now from this interaction - Elon and Mars like each other, they exchange 'hot pics', and the 'hot pic' makes Elon nut. What an educational day we've had!

While everything is good, Pornhub offered him some help with the last part.

May I assist you?

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) February 11, 2019

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