The internet can be a bizarre place. Although, not nearly as bizarre as the world of biological sciences. 

If men having unfounded anxiety about their penises and their size wasn’t enough already, a study led by a group of Japanese scientists has come to the “conclusion” that men with larger noses, tend to have larger penises.

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“This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between stretched penile length and nose size,” wrote researchers from the Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine.

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So, basically, what the researchers did, was examine the recently deceased body of over 120 men, and measured their noses, and the length of their penises, among a plethora of their things. 

They discovered that men with snouts around 2.2-inch snouts packed larger penises that were longer than the world average of 5.2 inches. 

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On the other hand, cadavers, whose noses were shorter than 1.8 inches, stood at 4.1 inches. All those in between the two measurements were of average size.  

FYI, the average Japanese penile length is about 4.5 inches. 

How did they get cadavers to go erect, is a question that is best left unanswered. 

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If this wasn’t hilarious enough, the concluding remarks of the study, definitely were. It read, “the reason why stretched penile length and nose size are related is still unclear” and that they needed live study subjects for a more detailed study.

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Twitter, meanwhile, had a field day with this “scientific” study. 

We know that's a lie, this guy has the cutest smallest nose pic.twitter.com/vwDGPmdmlu

— Mustang Togi (@MustangTogi May 4, 2021

RIP Shock G pic.twitter.com/ksneznxCyV

— Brian Knotts (@brianknotts May 4, 2021

As we said, it is a question best left unanswered.

Now, wait a minute...
"To determine the connection, scientists examined the bodies of 126 recently deceased middle-aged men, measuring everything from the cadavers’" pic.twitter.com/xxaPGvx681

— Leon Langford (@MasonLLL May 4, 2021

Ik he packin pic.twitter.com/pJji3FmEYj

— zay (@hruyaz May 4, 2021

The only thing that gets bigger every time you talk about your ***** size is your nose, Pinocchio! pic.twitter.com/UXmdR3eg2D

— Sudhish Kamath (@SudhishKamath August 6, 2017

I took a picture of a very aroused elephant at the LA Zoo once. I can confirm that this factoid about nose and ***** size to be TRUE.

— Scott (@the_real_scott May 4, 2021

You know what, that’s a good idea.

***** size should work like pinnochio's nose, but instead of lying it gets bigger every time you respect women

— hot girl bummer (@notactuallyarat June 27, 2020

Another great idea actually, if you come to think of it.

I hope when I die they don’t use my body to conduct any nose to ***** size comparisons. I feel like I should put this in my will.

— Jerrod (@HandsomeJer May 5, 2021 

Seriously though, what do you make of this study? Should these be given credence, or just brushed away and taken as a joke? Let us know in the comments below.

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