Bollywood movies have given us some dialogues that are memorable and we keep on using them year after year in our regular lives. However, some dialogues don’t make any sense and are just embarrassing.  

We are not talking about the iconic dialogues from films, we are talking about cringeworthy illogical dialogues from films that just want to make us cry.

So, here we go- 

1. Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi underestimate mat karna - I, me and myself 

Movie- Ready 

The film revolved around how Salman Khan falls in love with a stranger who ran away from her wedding and strategically becomes part of Salman’s family. The dialogues in the film are illogical and in name of funny, all we get is ‘lame’ dialogues. 

But, out of all, this one won as this doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. 

2. Hum ek baar jeete hai, ek baar marte hai, shaadi bhi ek hi baar hoti hai...aur pyar bhi ek hi baar hota hai 

Movie: Kuch Kuch Hot Hai

Nothing in this life happens once. It depends on people’s choices and what they want to do. These days people have multiple partners and remarrying is normal and some of us die every day because our bosses don’t understand mental health. 

So, liar Rahul, shut up, please! Also, not to forget, Rahul falls in love twice as well as gets married twice in the movie. What were you thinking, Mr Director?

3. Dosti ka ek rule hai. No sorry. No thank you.

Movie- Maine Pyaar Kiya

This rule doesn’t make any sense at all. Like if your friend does something good for you, you’d want to thank them and then if they hurt you, you’d definitely expect a ‘sorry’ and you’d want them to apologize. 

4. Joh main bolta hoon woh main karta hoon...joh main nahi bolta woh main definitely karta hoon.

Movie- Rowdy Rathore

What are you trying to convey by this dialogue? Even the audience is super confused about this one! 

5. Andhere ko andhera nahi, sirf roshni mita sakti hai. Nafrat ko nafrat nahi, sirf pyaar mita sakta hai.

Movie: Ek Villain

So, by this dialogue, it is only logical to think that we should fall in love with someone who hates us and every time we feel darkness, maybe just turn the light on? 

Now, if this isn’t illogical then what is? Let us know in the comments section below! 

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