You know how there comes this age when every other kid you know suddenly becomes obsessed with their bodies? 

Girls start getting curious about developing breasts and knowing more about their vaginas, while men are busy exploring their penises to know just how it works and eventually, to talk about its size.

From feet to hands, to even the distance between your elbow to your wrist, there have been A LOT of myths about the size of a ***** being equivalent to one or the other body part. 

However, there seldom came any proof to substantiate such a theory.

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Those who had longer fingers boasted about having a larger ***** and as did the men who had longer feet. To each his own was a profitable and uncontestable philosophy then, but things seemed to have changed now.

A new study has revealed that the size of the ***** may have a directly proportional correlation with the size of one’s nose. 

Published in the medical journal Basic and Clinical Andrology, the researchers of the study have claimed that men with larger noses were found to have a ‘stretched penile length’ of at least 5.3 inches, while men with smaller noses had a ***** length of only 4.1 inches long.

The conclusion was drawn after taking a look at the dead corpses of 126 men within three days of their death, which allowed them to measure different body parts as part of their research.

And while no link was found between any other body part, the researchers were astonished to see a directly proportional relation between the size of the nose and that of the *****. 

It concluded, “The fact that nose size is related to SPL indicates that penile length may not be determined by age, height or bodyweight but has already been determined by birth.”

The study, for now, was conducted on the cadavers of Japanese men and, still needs to be taken a look at to get to conclusive answers, but until then, one thing is for sure, and it is that your face lets on way more than you ever imagined or wanted it to! 

Oh, that and that suddenly, Pinnochio became the most desirable Disney character ever!

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