Technology, it's a funny thing really. While it solves the purpose of making the lives of humankind a lot easier than it used to be before, it has also opened new ways for people to embarrass themselves in public.

Take our guy Daniel in this video, for instance. The man was bored to death in the middle of what looks like an official conference call and he decided to 'take care of himself' while the rest of the people went on talking about “consumer spending”.  

He thought he turned off his web-cam.pic.twitter.com/Db82LOS4c4

— Mr. Alabi of Lagos (@the_Lawrenz) May 29, 2020

A man who knows his needs, Daniel decided to bring the tools of his trade from his bathroom - a big bottle of lubricating lotion and a big box of tissues and started prepping to 'flick his bean'.  

The only problem was that he forgot to turn his laptop camera off before getting on with it, unintentionally (hopefully), putting his show on display for the rest of the staffers to marvel at. 

His colleague Bennet R (bottom left) knew what was about to go down as soon as he saw the bottle of lotion on Daniel's desk, the expression on his face was of concern, not embarrassment. He wouldn't want to be in the poor, horny man's place.  

My man knew what was up once he saw the toolspic.twitter.com/uGUPUGmrJk

— Obinna (@Victor_oe) May 29, 2020

Sophia (centre left) just wanted to be a part of the official meeting and didn't sign up for the prime-time show. She warned Daniel that his camera was on, but her cry fell on deaf ears.  

As our main guy unzipped his trousers, Chris (top middle), the cat guy, felt like it was too good to watch alone and invited someone off-camera to become a part of his journey. But at the same time, he did his best to save Daniel from 'poaching his egg' in front of his boss and kept calling him. 

My mans said aye come look at this shitpic.twitter.com/vs1mYaNloa

— slayer joe(@slayer_joe_ver) May 29, 2020

Mika (centre), with her mug of beverage, wanted to know how things would turn out and observed silently before things got really real! 

pic.twitter.com/PVrgLiouGw

— Fleshly Gripes (@FellzWargo) May 29, 2020

Poor Xelene (bottom centre) wasn't ready for it. After a screeching “oh my god” she felt that running away from the scene of the crime would rid her of what she'd just witnessed. I wonder if it did... 

Gooone gal pic.twitter.com/Bq2WFfA0VO

— Mumbler100 ð ð¤ð¾ (@MumblerAREA) May 29, 2020

Don't know if Michael K's (top right) screen froze or he did. With a hand covering his mouth, the man didn't move even an inch as Daniel 'cuffed his carrot'.

Sean (centre right) was prepared for the meeting with his stats and numbers and had answers to everything that was about to happen during that conference, or at least that's what he thought. As soon as he saw what Daniel was up to, he jumped out of his seat and moved way back. Unfortunately, that's one problem social distancing won't help you with.

And woman in-charge Chanel (bottom-right), quickly realised that there are certain things that don't fall under her jurisdiction. 

"Daniel??!!" pic.twitter.com/whQOEkqOa8

— Mumbler100 ð ð¤ð¾ (@MumblerAREA) May 29, 2020

Well, I am running out of ways to tell you that Daniel masturbated in front of his entire office and one of his best friends/colleagues decided to share their scarring experience with the whole world.

And now that we have seen it as well, we don't really know how to get over it. And now we are both sad and depressed. *melancholy music*

 

Note: The authenticity of this video is yet to be verified.

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