*** is good. In fact, it is one of the few things that is good regardless of a lot of factors like place, time, clothes (but never not consent). 

And while there are a million ways to enjoy the act, *** also comes with a list of hazards that must be kept in mind for our own safety concerns. 

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One of which would be to keep your instrument functional at all times.

You see, with our country being the land of Kamasutra and almost every other guy aspiring to be a khatron ke khiladi, positions in bed are changed as quickly as Jennifer Lopez’s beaus. 

And while that kind of a sexual appetite is usually encouraged and admired, it is also important to remember that not all those positions are safe. Especially for men. 

Here are a few positions to steer clear of if you want to come out of her in one piece:

1. 'Eager Chef' Position

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This is when the girl is sitting on a countertop and the guy is hitting the spot while standing in front of her, most likely on his toes to match the height. 

While this position exudes spontaneity and thrill, what it also reeks of is caution, because one slight miss at the aim and the guy would find his ***** getting rammed right into the counter. 

2. 'Woman On Top & Lean' Position

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A slight variation to the classic woman on top position, this is when the woman, instead of leaning forward and closer to him, leans back and takes support from his legs. 

By doing that, you run the risk of bending the dick in the opposite direction and even one slight tug at the ***** during that time could result in a crack of the joint in the base of the *****. Ouch!

3. 'Pogo Stick' Position

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A rather intense and hot position, picture this as when the guy picks up the woman in his arms and thrusts her while bouncing her up and down on his soldier. 

Not only does this require tremendous arm strength, but also on the off-chance that the guy loses his balance or the woman decides to descend without caution, you’ll be looking at multiple fractures!

4. 'Doggy Style' Position

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Yes, I am aware that this might be one of the most cherished and enjoyable positions for men out there, but that doesn’t eliminate the risk of your ***** getting fractured if you’re not careful enough. 

With all that excitement that bubbles up during this position, if the guy misses target even by an inch, and in that momentum, chances are you will be the one bending over your knees and not your girl...

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