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Sri Lanka beat Pakistan by six runs in the hard-fought sixth match of the Tri-nation T20I series here at the Rawalpindi Cricket Stadium on Thursday nightView the full article
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The league stage of the Quaid-e-Azam Trophy 2025-26 concluded with Faisalabad losing to Bahawalpur and Peshawar falling short against IslamabadView the full article
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The sixth round of the National Women's One-Day Tournament saw table toppers Conquerors bag their fourth victory in five games, while Invincibles bagged their second winView the full article
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Rawalpindi, 25 November 2025: Pathum Nissanka's unbeaten 98 powered Sri Lanka to a commanding nine-wicket win as they chased down the 147-run target in 16.2 overs against ZimbabweView the full article
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The day two of the last Quaid-e-Azam Trophy round saw Rohail Nazir complete his double century, while FATA's Salman Khan Jnr struck a century as action unfolded across five venues.View the full article
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The last round of the Quaid-e-Azam Trophy 2025-26 got underway at five venues across Abbottabad, Islamabad, Peshawar and RawalpindiView the full article
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Sahibzada Farhan and Babar Azam's 103-run second-wicket partnership lifted Pakistan to 195 before Usman Tariq picked up a hat-trick as Zimbabwe fell 69 runs shortView the full article
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Doha, 23 November 2025: Pakistan Shaheens emerged the champions of the Men's Asia Cup Rising Stars 2025 after they beat Bangladesh A in an engrossing contest involving a Super OverView the full article
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Sahibzada Farhan struck unbeaten 80 off 45 balls - his T20I career-best - to help Pakistan beat Sri Lanka by seven wickets as they chased the 129-run targetView the full article
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We all know that in this perfect world the ICC never make an error. Imagine that this isn’t a perfect world and that they did make errors. Imagine that in this error riddled world the ICC had to release certain information via the internet. Imagine that they might redact certain bits of this information for legal purposes. Imagine that you could actually read behind these redactions if you knew how to work computers in a hot shot manner. Imagine then how silly and stupid they would look if the information they were legally obliged to hide could be read. Imagine the furore. Not that any of this would happen. The ICC is too smart for that. View the full article
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In order for any ex ICL player to be let back into proper cricket they have to go through a few ceremonial activities. They shall be flogged by ex test players who are currently finding it tough to make ends meet. Players must bathe themselves in the urine of the pure, the under 23 IPL players. All hairs must be plucked from their bodies, one by one, in a process that should take 5 days. They shall have cheese graters taken over their testicles by the best Italian chefs in India. Their nipples shall be cut off with butter knives, and sewn back on by excitable teenage girls. They shall have to spend one hour with Navjot Siidhu. Players will have to impale themselves…
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Australia Were 10 Peter Siddle’s short of a cricket team. England Batted like the word declaration had never been invented. Hopefully that word has been by tomorrow. Are the ashes won? Sure, why not. Play of the day Anything Ricky Ponting did. Everything Ricky Ponting did. He was just on fire, bowling Clarke and his dodgy back while Smith and Watson watched on, his chats with umpires and batsmen, his slow cool walk in for a run out that wasn’t to be. And just being Ricky Ponting. Testicular moment of the day Ranjan Madugalle’s effort to give Ponting a 40% fine for stopping the game for let’s say 5 minutes, while he complained about a 3rd umpire decision that he though…
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The last edition of the cricket sadist’s quarterly had a piece on spot fixing written by me. It’s now tragically out of date, but I think it’s worth a read. About a year ago a cricketer contacted me to talk about fixing in cricket. He was positive it was happening again, at ICL, IPL and International level. He even specified games that he and others thought it had happened in. I checked into these games and came up with other reasons why things happened the way they did. The player was very upset, but he didn’t see how coming forward would help out. In the next few weeks I was contacted by other cricketers and officials who gave me similar stories. Some were major name…
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At the moment, I have no access to Herschelle Gibbs’ book. But I assume it goes something like this. On women: “I’ve always respected women. When I’m in an orgy, I am constantly asking a woman if she is feeling ok, whether there is anything I can do to make her feel more comfortable. I’ve gone as far as paying for their taxi on the way home. You see, it doesn’t take much to treat a woman right after she’s let you cum in her ass and let her friend felch it out. Just a bit of respect. ” On match fixing: “To be honest, I’ve forgotten all the details.” On the South African clique: “One day I was pissed out of my mind, so I thought it would be cool to ask Graeme and Mark if…
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It is easy to be negative. And fun. But we should also continue to look for the positives in the latest accusations in world cricket. That positive is Ijaz Butt. Not happy with ruining everything in Pakistani cricket he has ever touched, he is now taking the most grown up stance in world cricket by saying, “we aren’t cheaters, you are cheaters, you’ve always hated us, your mum is fat”. This kind of complete crazy bullshit nonsense could be used to make money. And the PCB needs money. So I’ve come up with a few ways that they can cash in on this amazing man. Are you crazier than Ijaz Butt? A game show where people are questioned on a number of high profile incidents…
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Being that not enough of you have bought my book, I am forced to make my way into the real world of cricket writing. Shame on you all. For the ashes I wll be in the following places: Helping Patrick Kidd and the Times audience understand Nathan Hauritz. At TWC talking about the main match ups, the chin vs the chest. At crikey I will be here, and here. I might turn up here from time to time as well. There is probably another one I have forgotten. So if you catch yourself thinking, Jrod is quiet at the moment, perhaps you should check out some of these places. View the full article
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I have received links to this story from about 30 people. I get less when Sehwagology appears somewhere. So if you all want it, here it is. I am a cricket, and these are my giant balls. Can I just say that the main objection to my site’s logo is that I’ve made the balls too big, clearly that is not the case. View the full article
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Ashes 2009: when freddie became jesus Gideon did one, Athers did one, and even the ECB did one. But the Ashes couldn’t possibly be dealt with correctly until I stepped in. So I have. Cricket with balls is happy to present, ashes 2009: when freddie became jesus. when freddie became jesus Available now on Amazon. On the back of the book it says: Became Jesus “He’s such a pleasure to watch that if I were a mad billionaire who hosted parties that people came to just because there was a lot of booze and freaky shit going on, I’d hire Ian Bell, strip him naked, oil him up and make him practise his cover drive for hours on end in a giant birdcage. Test cricket, though,…
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Not yet. But they will. You can already hear the foxsports reporters sharpening their pencils and and getting ready to talk about the magical Adam Gilchrist and his innings of mass destruction in the IPL. There will be no talk of his dropped catch or missed byes. They are no downers when we reflect on the glory days. If Australia lose one game in the world twenty20 thingy there will be talk of how we should ask Gilly probably Hayden back into the side. It won’t happen (because it is stupid), but just talking about it will keep the mouth breathers happy. Gilchrists innings was amazing. Nannes was taken apart, Sangwan was dismissed, Nehra was brought back to earth, …
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England had one last chance to win at Trent Bridge. India were 220 in front, seven wickets down, with still more than 40 overs left in the day. The new ball was 13 deliveries old and had just claimed Ravindra Jadeja. The match had stumbled on it’s way to a draw and England knew this was their last chance of winning. Their bowlers put in one last effort. Their sound went from mute to 11. Every single delivery was ooheed, aahed, moaned and groaned. Joe Root found a reason to be as close to the wicket as possible, clapping and yapping, right in the ear of the young number nine. Bhuvneshwar Kumar seemed to barely notice. He batted the same way right through and finished unbe…
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The last meaningful thing Michael Clarke did on day one was lay face down in the dirt and push at the ground. It is a pointless stretch when your back is that bad. It did nothing. Clarke had to hobble off the field. Physically limited, emotionally drained. The rumours started early in the morning. They hit Twitter soon after. Clarke would bat. He was at the ground. He was in the nets. He was padded up. And then, as Steven Smith bounced onto the ground excitedly, next to him wasn’t Mitchell Johnson, but a slightly rotund looking Michael Clarke. Either wearing a backbrace, or as one Cricket Australia official joked, perhaps he’d eaten too much pasta the night before. Clar…
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“You were looking good. What happened?” asks Jim Maxwell. “I got out again,” says Shane Watson. Australia have failed to make 300 39% of the time in their first innings since the 2009 Ashes. But what does it mean. Maybe the pitches were to blame. Some probably came in low scoring Tests that Australia won. Is 39% in this era good or bad? This year was the first since 2009 when two Australian batsmen made more than 1000 runs. That seems important. Maybe it isn’t. Since 2009, Australian batsmen have made six double hundreds (one became a triple). Three were made in the same Test series. Brendon McCullum has made three double hundreds (one became a triple this year), and a…
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South Africa There were World Cups before South Africa came back into cricket, and they matter, and all have their own appeal. But through sheer drama, hissy fits, counting errors, dropped sitters, 12th-man sledging, panic-running, Richie Benaud rain calculations and the c word, South Africa have owned the World Cup like no other team since 1992. The only thing they haven’t owned is an actual winner’s trophy. Last tournament they tried to positive-mindset themselves with the “C is for Champions” tag. Clearly New Zealand missed that memo and they went about ensuring that South Africa mentally collapsed. This time they arrive with AB de Villiers having made the quickest hu…
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Michael Jordan. Lionel Messi. Mohammad Nabi. These are the replica shirts on the back of the Afghan kids in the crowd. Mohammad Nabi walks his team out onto the field. Mohammad Nabi walks his team into the World Cup. Afghanistan doesn’t have to rely on imported heroes anymore. Hamid Hassan is strapping. Other words do not do him justice. He has large shoulders. Large hands. Large pecs. Large glutes. He is an immense hunk of muscle. Hamid Hassan has an Afghanistan colours headband on. Stickers of Afghanistan colours on either cheek. He looks like a fast bowler. He bowls like a fast bowler. And when he completes his first ball, he has started Afghanistan’s World Cup his…
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Amjad Javed, Khurram Khan and Krishna Chandran Karate play cricket for the United Arab Emirates. They also work for one of the national airlines of their country, Emirates. Emirates is one of the major sponsors of the World Cup. Emirates has spent millions putting its banners up around the ground, sponsoring the reviews, playing its theme tune and generally making it known that it is the official airline of the World Cup. The World Cup is a billion-dollar event. Companies like Emirates spend millions to align their brands with it. But the Emirates employees who are out in the middle, they are doing it as amateurs. When Khurram plays a cut shot so sweet you could taste i…
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Brendon McCullum is in mid-air. He is above the ground, above the ball. Floating. Flying. The ball is heading for the boundary. McCullum sticks his hand down just before his body hits the ground. He stops the ball, but his hand, his shoulder, and most of his spine are on the padded triangle. The ball dribbles off slowly. McCullum crashes into the LED advertising boards behind the rope. He gets up wringing his hand. The match is against Bangladesh. It is the last of New Zealand’s group games. They cannot be anywhere other than first in their group. The game means nothing. It should mean nothing. McCullum doesn’t play like that. He doesn’t think like that. He doesn’t le…
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We talked about Amir until someone else talked louder. And other things cricket. View the full article
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Now you can have a booty call with someone, and also have me live streaming in the film Death of a Gentleman in the background. I’ve never tried to have *** with me in the background complaining about cricket administration or playing a weird wristy swipe to wide long on before running out my batting partner, but I bet it’s hot. And who doesn’t want to get it on while Giles Clarke looks on disapprovingly. So go, netflix, chill, death of a gentleman. Cricket admin documentaries are the new porn. View the full article
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If every international cricket coach in the world ended up in fight to the death, it would end with Jamie Siddons standing over the corpses of 8 other men, drenched in blood, and heaving with angry short breaths. That is the sort of man Siddons is. More street fighter than coach. A man who looks gloriously close to ultra violence at all times. While other coaches are searching for the cliché book when addressing the media, Siddons just talks to the media like he is a celebrity who has been caught fucking a jack rabbit and has gone onto Letterman to clear the air. That is why it makes perfect sense that mid test he would start abusing the umpiring in this current matc…
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